so without further adieu,
Chuck Norris once peed on a tractor trailer. We now know that trailer as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once tested positive for steroids in a urine test. When confronted about it He just laughed and said, "What did you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris a few years back tried bottling his own urine for profit. We now know this beverage as Red Bull.
The original G.I. Joe was G.I. Chuck. due to a lawsuit about giving dangerous weapons to kids it was changed to G.I. Joe. But They still kept the kung fu grip.
Chuck Norris can cure cancer with his tears......too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris knows exactly what Willis is talking about...
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands...
They are now known just as "The Islands"...
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Jesus may have walked on water but Chuck Norris is the only one to have swam through land.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
enjoy!
Chuck Norris once peed on a tractor trailer. We now know that trailer as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris once tested positive for steroids in a urine test. When confronted about it He just laughed and said, "What did you think they make steroids from?"
Chuck Norris a few years back tried bottling his own urine for profit. We now know this beverage as Red Bull.
The original G.I. Joe was G.I. Chuck. due to a lawsuit about giving dangerous weapons to kids it was changed to G.I. Joe. But They still kept the kung fu grip.
Chuck Norris can cure cancer with his tears......too bad he never cries.
Chuck Norris knows exactly what Willis is talking about...
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands...
They are now known just as "The Islands"...
Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
Jesus may have walked on water but Chuck Norris is the only one to have swam through land.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
enjoy!
